Today President George W. Bush gave a speech attacking Barack Obama's methods of keeping peace. In President Bush's speech he said "Some seem to believe that we should negotiate with the terrorists and radicals." Obama took this comment and believed it was directed towards him. And President Bush continues to passively speak about Obama's method of keeping peace by adding a history note quoted "We have heard this foolish delusion before. As Nazi tanks crossed into Poland in 1939, an American senator declared: 'Lord, if I could only have talked to Hitler, all this might have been avoided.' We have an obligation to call this what it is - the false comfort of appeasement."
Obama took this to offense and decided to defend himself by calling the President sad because he attack a candidate. He stated how he never supported or arranged anything with terrorists and by doing so insulted President Bush in a way. Afterwards Dana Perino a White House spokesperson quoted about Obama stating how "I understand when you're running for office you sometimes think the world revolves around you." Obama has been shut down and criticized for his support and arrangements with the Iranian President last year.
This happened because of a speech given by our GREAT President Bush. Whether he was targeting an individual or an idea his comments forced Obama into a child's game. This is facepalm news for the reason that our candidates should be mature and ignore many of the things that are said about tem.
The old generation has passed and the new one has begun. Disney has created and forged new artists such as "The Jonas Brothers" and "Hannah Montana aka Miley Cyrus." This new generation of pop stars were created by Disney and now the new generation's famous pop artists. Such as Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, Justin Timberlake, and Christina Aguilera were once pop stars for the past generation. Now the new generation of pop stars emerges and many young children and young teenagers are going wild for these singers. However as the pattern continues many famous child stars grow up to be corrupt or drug abusers. It may not be certain now but it can happen in the near future as these child stars grow up to fast.
Recently pop singer Miley Cyrus leaked inappropriate and almost nude pictures of herself. Being young as 16 and portraying herself in this matter gives many younger teenage girls a bad image of her and impression. Possibly the reason for her to reveal so much of her skin is because of the media life and the older people she is with most of the time. A part of life is growing up but if you skip growing up and go straight into adulthood you would be a lost soul and a corrupt like Lindsey Lohan.
I'm afraid for the generation after the new one apparently things, which are innappropriate to us, would be passable for their generation. Soon we will be running around naked and doing drugs. This is an epic facepalm moment for Disney stars. At such young age they've begun to grow up into adulthood and would not understand what's right and wrong. I feel bad for Miley for having this image leak into the interweb.
It is a fact that our innocent action hero Jackie chan has done pornography before in his lifetime.
31 years ago Jackie Chan starred in a pornography film titled "All in the Family." Is Jackie Chan ashamed of this sinful act of his? He explains "I had to do anything I could to make a living 31 years ago, but I don't think it's a big deal, even Marlon Brando used to be exposed in his movies," Chan said. "The porn movie at that time was more conservative than the current films."
Let's put together our hands and bow our heads down for the deaths of many in China. Recently a 7.9 rector scale earthquake hit Sichuan province. Many villages and towns such as Wenchuan, Yinxiu, and, Dujiangyan received devastating damages. The damages which occurred in Sichuan were devastating as buildings were all destroyed, roads were completely blocked, and 25,000 are trapped under rubble. Rescuers and citizens gathered together to help rescue those who are buried underground. So far 25,788 are still buried, 64,746 are injured, 14,051 are missing, and sadly approximately 14,463 has died.
As China's Prime Minister Wen Jiabao visited the epicenter of the earthquake, he witnessed many tragic events before his eyes. The events were so devastating he had to request 10,000 Chinese military troops to help clear the rubble and rescue many civilians. He also ordered helicopters to be flown into the area to supply everyone with medical supplies and ration. However the earthquake gave such an impact on the province of Sichuan many vehicles were not able to pass through the villages. Instead everyone used their bare hands to dig through the rubble and search for survivors. Events worsened as the weather during the rescues were poor and rained for a week. With this effect hampering the rescue mission, many were having a difficulty trying to dig through the rubble. Another important matter is the dam which was built near the city Dujiangyan was in danger of collapsing. If this dam were to collapse it would cause more trouble to the clearing of the epicenter area and would devastate the food supply to many people in the province of Sichuan.
This is not a facepalm news... However this is a major event which occurred to my main country. I find it sad how the school did not announce this news in the loud speaker seeing how many of us in the school are Chinese. It took my guidance counselor "who wasted mine and another girl's time by calling us to her office to question us about our family's safety" to make me realize how this school sucks =[.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7400252.stm
For the past four years many things require you to be online to accomplish. For example, e-mail, online-video, texting, and gaming. Put those all together and you'll find yourself spending the whole day in front of your computer. Where's the joy of going outside and enjoying the fresh air and the sunlight. What about meeting up with your friends and playing sports with them or just have fun hanging out. All that has changed since the new age of the use for internet. You can easily text each other to keep in touch. You can also make videos to watch each other. You can e-mail each other from far away across the world. You can even play a game together to have fun. Things have changed in the last four years. Many of them require a keyboard.
Since many people around the world just spend their whole day at home. They get absorbed into the virtual world. And will do things to impress many world-wide. Sadly over the four years people have been dying to the online Web.
Here is a list of 11 ways on how you can die from the interweb:
11. Youtube - Daredevils, fictional characters. (Trying to perform a stunt and failing at it will cost you lives)
10. Myspace - The Loneliness. (Depression, Tragic Break ups)
9. Facebook - Same thing as Myspace but in this case, Anyone who pissess off a Muslim. (Muslim father beat and shot his child for being on facebook; for it being called a door to lust)
8. Pornography - Viewers of extreme or illegal porn and the people who know them. (Child molestors will do many different things.)
7. Spam - Terribly Gullible (Spammers scan you for your money, until you grow bankrupt then suicide..)
6. Blogging - Those already at risk of dying. (Those who blog will be flamed and take it personal.)
5. Ebay - Already dead. (People like Seung-Hui Cho bought every piece of his guns and ammo; therefore killing 32 people along with it. See post before)
4. Drugs - Pills. (It is incredibly easy for anyone online to get drugs.)
3. Webcams - Suicide Videos. (Apparently people love to kill themselves in the camera for attention. But wait.. they're dead.)
2. Chatrooms - Hopeless Romanic (Someone was rejected on a chatroom decided to go in front of the rejecter's house and cut his head off with a chainsaw.)
1. World of Warcraft - Deaths of Many.
http://gawker.com/382396/eleven-ways-the-internet-will-kill-you
I just find it sad how many people who are addicted to the online world cannot seem to balance themselves and maintain stability in their life. One should've known they're doing to much of this and to much of that. To the point where there are many insane unstable people on the web terrorizing many others on the online web. We're going into a new age and a new trend. Anything can be done in the web.
The battle between the Presidential Candidates was held in Pennsylvania. Both candidates tried epically to claim the public's interests in their views on the future for America. It started with a simple comment by Barack Obama accusing Hillary Clinton for being a Washington insider. From then on the tension grew between the candidates and the battle became fierce.
To win the public's affection, both of the candidates traveled through Pennsylvania encouraging many to vote for them and their views for a new way of life. Hillary Clinton went to persuade those blue-collared workers. Barack Obama tried to persuade those who live in the suburbs. Both of the candidates spent millions on advertisements and gave many public speeches.
In result, Hillary Clinton won Pennsylvania.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/21/us/politics/21dems.html?_r=2&pagewanted=1&hp&oref=slogin
Facepalm, during this candidacy through Pennsylvania, both candidates accused one of each other of something.. anything. It became a child's game slowly shifting into the blame game. They each began to criticize one another's plan for our future and saying how it is inferior to one another. It's sad how this presidential election has resulted into a public school presidential election to who is going to be the next president of the student body.
Many people in America are baseball fans. So many people believe in curses, myths, and controversies over the trade from Boston Red Sox over too New York Yankees. The greatest player world, BABE RUTH, aka BABE, aka THE BIG BABINO, aka THE SULTAN OF SWAT. was traded to the Yankees by the Red Sox. Being a pitcher before a all time greatest hitter, his abilities were not at his full potential. So when he began hitting, he broke all the records and his records stayed unbroken for 34 years.
Recently I've learned more about the government's true reason for staying in the middle east. The Middle East's precious and large amounts of natural oil gives the U.S. government more than enough reason to stay occupying in The Middle East. Many of their reasons revolve around "terror" and "protection". Because of these reasons they are spending billions of tax-payer's money in a useless war which only brings more death to both sides of the party. It is incredible how the oil prices has reached at a high $112 dollars a barrel.
"Oil has broken through the landmark $100 a barrel, driven by a slumping dollar, geopolitical instability and worries over a winter fuel supply crunch."
Let's all bring our hands together and bow our heads down for the students at Virginia Tech College. As many of us know, 32 students were massacred on April 17, 2007 by a 23 year-old man named Seung-Hui Cho. Cho murdered 32 students in a literature class. His method was to line them up and shoot them down with one head shot. This devastated the world and becoming the most brutal and violent genocide attempt in history during school.
The Reason~
Reasons why Cho decided to kill 32 people in the classroom has been mind bottling many people. Studies show his motives were intent on sending a message to the "weaker people". Many of his classmates and dorm-mates spoken about his lonely behavior. Possibly a troubled child life or possibly many were abusing him mentally and verbally. None of these were the reason to motivate him into killing 32 students of Vtech. In fact that would be the complete opposite of what his goal intended upon. The actual reason why Cho decided to commit genocide was to set a message to everyone in the world to not "mess with weaker people". He blamed the rich and spoiled across America for his actions. He also claimed he was Jesus Christ upon becoming someone who gives a message.
If he believes that society has treated him wrong, then he has every right to believe that. There has to be some explanation to why he committed this crime. His reason was that many of the higher class people were mis-treating others and him. So now brings the issue to Minority vs. RICH FOLKS. If there is such a big gap in American then there is something wrong with our economy. Sadly there is but Cho decided to take it far and kill many innocent people. Facepalm on the fact that he didn't go for the president. (I kid)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_depth/629/629/6563451.stm
Public School Wars - Attack of the 3rd Graders
0 comments Posted by Moderator at 4/08/2008 11:00:00 AM
A week ago, there has been a report of an uprising. This uprising will be the greatest downfall of mankind for the Public School system. It all began with a teacher punishing a student for standing on his chair and the result; a simple plan, was organized by a third grader from Waycross, Georgia. This plan was revolves around the revenge for the humiliation the teacher has caused on the student. Their revolt will impact greatly on our society. HOW WILL WE FEND OFF AGAINST THE EVIL THIRD GRADERS.
- Handcuffs
- Steak Knife
- Crystal Paperweight
- Broken Handle
- Tape
- Rope
- Socks
These items were required for the third graders to take the teacher out. Now the plan to take her down:
- Student One will distract the teacher.
- Student Two will take the Crystal Paperweight and knock the teacher unconscious.
- Student Three-Six will sit teacher in a chair and handcuff the teacher.
- Student Seven will stick a sock in the teacher's mouth.
- Student Eight will tie the teacher up on the chair.
- Student Nine will initiate the stabbing.
P.S. The students replied to this act "We just wanted to hurt her, not kill her"
This plan was constructed by third graders and would've been initiated if it weren't for a student in the classroom who saw the weapons and reported it to the teacher.
The District Attorney will press juvenile charges against three of the nine students involved in this scandal. And the rest of the students were put under extreme suspension for a long time.
Discussion about their behavior:
Their actions were extreme but, will they act this way when they grow up? No, most children at this age will hold a grudge but, it will not last long. Most likely this is a child's imagination going wild.
It's sad how today children have an imagination extending to murder instead of playing house. It only shows how the media today shows too much violence around the hours where the children watch television. Or at least the parents aren't controlling what channels their children should or should not watch. This is facepalm news because of the fact that these little munchkins almost killed a teacher and it's hilarious because it only happens in America.
http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/metro/stories/2008/04/01/threat_0401.html
Two months ago Eliot Spitzer was found guilty in having alleged relationship with Ms. Ashley Alexendra Dupre. It was on a Monday when federal investigators wiretapped his conversation with Ms. Dupre in order for them to meet together in a hotel. Her code name was Kristen. Spitzer paid her $1,000 per hour for her service to him. Later investigators discovered information about Spitzer being involved in a high-end prostitution ring. Being as the governor of NY and a "loving" husband with 3 daughters; this scandal damaged his image epicly. In result he will pass the power of Governor over to Lieutenant-Governor David Paterson.
Ashley left home at the age of 17 to move to NY to pursue her singing career. (Seems like everyone wants to start singing once they hit the news. Even if the news about them is bad). Ashley is also a worker for the Emperor's Club VIP prostitution ring. The very place where Spitzer spent thousands of dollars in order for him to grab the pleasureful feeling.
David Paterson is now taking over in the role of Governor. Being blind and black at the same time makes his presence life changing. He's a great man for the reason in which he still is inspired by Spitzer.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7293717.stm
Why is this FacepalmNews material?
In general, the reason why majority would facepalm to this is because.... As a man with high and powerful position of the greatest city of United States and to easily have it taken away. It's just facepalm stupid. Him as an individual should know better. He should've been smart about this instead he has mind in his pants.
Through the fires and flames, our country has had a President who was elected to protect us and prevent chaos in our country. Through the use of fear, the Neo-conservatives used that power to persuade many citizens into voting for George W. Bush. President Bush and his neo-conservatives party needed a goal. A goal to use the power of fear to control the people of the United States. So when 9/11 occurred many were in shock and in a state of panic. Suddenly acts of preventive paradigm spread the world and what better way to keep the neo-conservatives in power. Neo-conservatives primary goal in my opinion is to maintain power and stay wealthy. How would achieve this? Instead of dreams and future goals for the United States, the neo-conservatives believed that through the use of Fear they would be able to control the population and trick them into believing there is a bigger threat in the world than whose kicks are sexier. In truth.. there are none. "Al Qaeda" supposedly it is a secret organization ran by Osama Bin laden. Neo-conservatives portrayed Al Qaeda as a mass terror and will be the destroyer of life. In reality they are a small organization who are hired Guerrillas to serve for the cause of creating a Islamic State.
- Our freedom has greatly been effected by the Bush Administration/Neo-conservatives.
- Our National debt increased to over $50 trillion USD.
- Gas/Oil prices sky rockets to over $100 per barrel.
- Many are unemployed.
- Veterans coming back from the War are not being aided.
Pros
- He's a great guy.
- Great speaker *cough*
- RELIGIOUS MAN
Please leave some comments on this topic. Any information incorrect? Any dissagreements? Want to flame? go right ahead. Speak your mind.
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- Know where your palms are.
- Take your palm and move them towards your face. (Speed of contact varies from situation)
- Take 10 seconds to breathe and re cooperate your thoughts.
- Slowly slide your palms down your face.
- Give evil glare.
[Warning! May cause severe bleeding and headaches]
What this blog is about?
- This blog will mainly show the years 2004-2008 events which occurred.
- Many of the events will mainly be based upon events which are facepalm material. What is facepalm material? Things in which is so random and stupid that many people would just give themselves a facepalm.
What is the goal for my blog?
- To widen the eyes of many students in Murry Bergtraum and show them how our government uses fear to control us.
- To enable many students the gift to share and comment about each events which occurred in the years 2004-2008.
- Also view how the future would brighten our Country; whom will be our new leader and lead us to a better world.
- The reason why I chose facepalmdotcom as my blog title is because throughout the years of 2004-2008 many events in which occurred will force the citizen of America to physically make their foreheads bleed.