For the past four years many things require you to be online to accomplish. For example, e-mail, online-video, texting, and gaming. Put those all together and you'll find yourself spending the whole day in front of your computer. Where's the joy of going outside and enjoying the fresh air and the sunlight. What about meeting up with your friends and playing sports with them or just have fun hanging out. All that has changed since the new age of the use for internet. You can easily text each other to keep in touch. You can also make videos to watch each other. You can e-mail each other from far away across the world. You can even play a game together to have fun. Things have changed in the last four years. Many of them require a keyboard.
Since many people around the world just spend their whole day at home. They get absorbed into the virtual world. And will do things to impress many world-wide. Sadly over the four years people have been dying to the online Web.
Here is a list of 11 ways on how you can die from the interweb:
11. Youtube - Daredevils, fictional characters. (Trying to perform a stunt and failing at it will cost you lives)
10. Myspace - The Loneliness. (Depression, Tragic Break ups)
9. Facebook - Same thing as Myspace but in this case, Anyone who pissess off a Muslim. (Muslim father beat and shot his child for being on facebook; for it being called a door to lust)
8. Pornography - Viewers of extreme or illegal porn and the people who know them. (Child molestors will do many different things.)
7. Spam - Terribly Gullible (Spammers scan you for your money, until you grow bankrupt then suicide..)
6. Blogging - Those already at risk of dying. (Those who blog will be flamed and take it personal.)
5. Ebay - Already dead. (People like Seung-Hui Cho bought every piece of his guns and ammo; therefore killing 32 people along with it. See post before)
4. Drugs - Pills. (It is incredibly easy for anyone online to get drugs.)
3. Webcams - Suicide Videos. (Apparently people love to kill themselves in the camera for attention. But wait.. they're dead.)
2. Chatrooms - Hopeless Romanic (Someone was rejected on a chatroom decided to go in front of the rejecter's house and cut his head off with a chainsaw.)
1. World of Warcraft - Deaths of Many.
http://gawker.com/382396/eleven-ways-the-internet-will-kill-you
I just find it sad how many people who are addicted to the online world cannot seem to balance themselves and maintain stability in their life. One should've known they're doing to much of this and to much of that. To the point where there are many insane unstable people on the web terrorizing many others on the online web. We're going into a new age and a new trend. Anything can be done in the web.
The battle between the Presidential Candidates was held in Pennsylvania. Both candidates tried epically to claim the public's interests in their views on the future for America. It started with a simple comment by Barack Obama accusing Hillary Clinton for being a Washington insider. From then on the tension grew between the candidates and the battle became fierce.
To win the public's affection, both of the candidates traveled through Pennsylvania encouraging many to vote for them and their views for a new way of life. Hillary Clinton went to persuade those blue-collared workers. Barack Obama tried to persuade those who live in the suburbs. Both of the candidates spent millions on advertisements and gave many public speeches.
In result, Hillary Clinton won Pennsylvania.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/21/us/politics/21dems.html?_r=2&pagewanted=1&hp&oref=slogin
Facepalm, during this candidacy through Pennsylvania, both candidates accused one of each other of something.. anything. It became a child's game slowly shifting into the blame game. They each began to criticize one another's plan for our future and saying how it is inferior to one another. It's sad how this presidential election has resulted into a public school presidential election to who is going to be the next president of the student body.
Many people in America are baseball fans. So many people believe in curses, myths, and controversies over the trade from Boston Red Sox over too New York Yankees. The greatest player world, BABE RUTH, aka BABE, aka THE BIG BABINO, aka THE SULTAN OF SWAT. was traded to the Yankees by the Red Sox. Being a pitcher before a all time greatest hitter, his abilities were not at his full potential. So when he began hitting, he broke all the records and his records stayed unbroken for 34 years.
Recently I've learned more about the government's true reason for staying in the middle east. The Middle East's precious and large amounts of natural oil gives the U.S. government more than enough reason to stay occupying in The Middle East. Many of their reasons revolve around "terror" and "protection". Because of these reasons they are spending billions of tax-payer's money in a useless war which only brings more death to both sides of the party. It is incredible how the oil prices has reached at a high $112 dollars a barrel.
"Oil has broken through the landmark $100 a barrel, driven by a slumping dollar, geopolitical instability and worries over a winter fuel supply crunch."
Let's all bring our hands together and bow our heads down for the students at Virginia Tech College. As many of us know, 32 students were massacred on April 17, 2007 by a 23 year-old man named Seung-Hui Cho. Cho murdered 32 students in a literature class. His method was to line them up and shoot them down with one head shot. This devastated the world and becoming the most brutal and violent genocide attempt in history during school.
The Reason~
Reasons why Cho decided to kill 32 people in the classroom has been mind bottling many people. Studies show his motives were intent on sending a message to the "weaker people". Many of his classmates and dorm-mates spoken about his lonely behavior. Possibly a troubled child life or possibly many were abusing him mentally and verbally. None of these were the reason to motivate him into killing 32 students of Vtech. In fact that would be the complete opposite of what his goal intended upon. The actual reason why Cho decided to commit genocide was to set a message to everyone in the world to not "mess with weaker people". He blamed the rich and spoiled across America for his actions. He also claimed he was Jesus Christ upon becoming someone who gives a message.
If he believes that society has treated him wrong, then he has every right to believe that. There has to be some explanation to why he committed this crime. His reason was that many of the higher class people were mis-treating others and him. So now brings the issue to Minority vs. RICH FOLKS. If there is such a big gap in American then there is something wrong with our economy. Sadly there is but Cho decided to take it far and kill many innocent people. Facepalm on the fact that he didn't go for the president. (I kid)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_depth/629/629/6563451.stm
Public School Wars - Attack of the 3rd Graders
0 comments Posted by Moderator at 4/08/2008 11:00:00 AM
A week ago, there has been a report of an uprising. This uprising will be the greatest downfall of mankind for the Public School system. It all began with a teacher punishing a student for standing on his chair and the result; a simple plan, was organized by a third grader from Waycross, Georgia. This plan was revolves around the revenge for the humiliation the teacher has caused on the student. Their revolt will impact greatly on our society. HOW WILL WE FEND OFF AGAINST THE EVIL THIRD GRADERS.
- Handcuffs
- Steak Knife
- Crystal Paperweight
- Broken Handle
- Tape
- Rope
- Socks
These items were required for the third graders to take the teacher out. Now the plan to take her down:
- Student One will distract the teacher.
- Student Two will take the Crystal Paperweight and knock the teacher unconscious.
- Student Three-Six will sit teacher in a chair and handcuff the teacher.
- Student Seven will stick a sock in the teacher's mouth.
- Student Eight will tie the teacher up on the chair.
- Student Nine will initiate the stabbing.
P.S. The students replied to this act "We just wanted to hurt her, not kill her"
This plan was constructed by third graders and would've been initiated if it weren't for a student in the classroom who saw the weapons and reported it to the teacher.
The District Attorney will press juvenile charges against three of the nine students involved in this scandal. And the rest of the students were put under extreme suspension for a long time.
Discussion about their behavior:
Their actions were extreme but, will they act this way when they grow up? No, most children at this age will hold a grudge but, it will not last long. Most likely this is a child's imagination going wild.
It's sad how today children have an imagination extending to murder instead of playing house. It only shows how the media today shows too much violence around the hours where the children watch television. Or at least the parents aren't controlling what channels their children should or should not watch. This is facepalm news because of the fact that these little munchkins almost killed a teacher and it's hilarious because it only happens in America.
http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/metro/stories/2008/04/01/threat_0401.html
Two months ago Eliot Spitzer was found guilty in having alleged relationship with Ms. Ashley Alexendra Dupre. It was on a Monday when federal investigators wiretapped his conversation with Ms. Dupre in order for them to meet together in a hotel. Her code name was Kristen. Spitzer paid her $1,000 per hour for her service to him. Later investigators discovered information about Spitzer being involved in a high-end prostitution ring. Being as the governor of NY and a "loving" husband with 3 daughters; this scandal damaged his image epicly. In result he will pass the power of Governor over to Lieutenant-Governor David Paterson.
Ashley left home at the age of 17 to move to NY to pursue her singing career. (Seems like everyone wants to start singing once they hit the news. Even if the news about them is bad). Ashley is also a worker for the Emperor's Club VIP prostitution ring. The very place where Spitzer spent thousands of dollars in order for him to grab the pleasureful feeling.
David Paterson is now taking over in the role of Governor. Being blind and black at the same time makes his presence life changing. He's a great man for the reason in which he still is inspired by Spitzer.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7293717.stm
Why is this FacepalmNews material?
In general, the reason why majority would facepalm to this is because.... As a man with high and powerful position of the greatest city of United States and to easily have it taken away. It's just facepalm stupid. Him as an individual should know better. He should've been smart about this instead he has mind in his pants.