What this blog is about?

  • This blog will mainly show the years 2004-2008 events which occurred.
  • Many of the events will mainly be based upon events which are facepalm material. What is facepalm material? Things in which is so random and stupid that many people would just give themselves a facepalm.

What is the goal for my blog?

  • To widen the eyes of many students in Murry Bergtraum and show them how our government uses fear to control us.
  • To enable many students the gift to share and comment about each events which occurred in the years 2004-2008.
  • Also view how the future would brighten our Country; whom will be our new leader and lead us to a better world.
Why the name facepalmdotcom?

  • The reason why I chose facepalmdotcom as my blog title is because throughout the years of 2004-2008 many events in which occurred will force the citizen of America to physically make their foreheads bleed.

20 comments:

I enjoyed your blog very much. However, I think it should also cover the events that occurred in Germany from 2004 to 2008.

Cheers from American Airlines Center,
Your friend,
Dirk Nowitzki 41

March 24, 2008 at 11:28 PM  

Hello Kevin,

The Rock would like to comment on your blog. The Rock feels that it is very good but The Rock can not find anything about The Rock on the page. The Rock hopes that you will update it soon to include the most electrifying man in sports entertainment.

If ya smell what The Rock is cooking! *People's Eyebrow*

Thank you,
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

March 24, 2008 at 11:32 PM  

It is quite an honor to have the Jabroni Beating, Pie Eating, Trail Blazing, Eyebrow Raising, All Around Smack-a-down, People's Champ, THE ROCK! read your blog.

March 24, 2008 at 11:35 PM  

I thank you for posting on my blog!

I hope to be very successful with this!

March 24, 2008 at 11:39 PM  

Needs improvement.

March 24, 2008 at 11:46 PM  

Anonymous,

Who do you think you are? The Rock says that you should at least have the balls to post your real name. Jabronis and cowards are not appreciated on the Internet.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

March 24, 2008 at 11:55 PM  

It's probably Ime Udoka.

On a side note,
The Rock,
I look forward to seeing you induct your father and grandfather at the WWE Hall of Fame ceremony.

Your friend,
Dirk Nowitzki 41

March 25, 2008 at 12:00 AM  

Dirk Nowitzki,

The Rock would like to wish you a speedy recovery from the cowardly acts of Ime Udoka. The Rock knows that you will recover fast from your injuries and this will lead to the NBA Championship going to the city of Dallas.

Good luck.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

March 25, 2008 at 12:03 AM  

Dear FacepalmDotcom,

I randomly came across your blog and I found your user name to be very clever and witty!

Kudos for such a delightful mind!

March 25, 2008 at 12:05 AM  

Greetings,
This post's comment section has officially become The Rock Bottom's guild meeting location during 1st period.
Topics are limited to The Rock, Dirk Nowitzki, and WoW.

March 25, 2008 at 8:53 AM  

Dear Fellow Blogger:

Your slide show turns me on and I would like to wack off to all the face-palming pictures.

Please keep up the good work and create more wondruous slides!

March 25, 2008 at 11:46 AM  

Dear sick freak aka jakeloveskitties:

The Rock does not want to hear your sick fantasies of wanting to masturbate to Star Trek characters that are holding their palms to their foreheads.

The only thing The Rock wants to hear is about the most electrifying man in sports entertainment or, the best player to ever grace the courts of the NBA, Dirk Nowitzki.

So use your kitty-fondling hands to take your 33 pound head that holds your sick mind, turn that sumbitch sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass!

If ya smell what The Rock is cooking! *People's Eyebrow*

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

March 25, 2008 at 12:43 PM  

this blog is the best ever.
whoever created this is a super genious.
this is the most electrifying blog on earth next to the rock!!!

March 26, 2008 at 11:01 AM  

i hate your blog.
President bush is the best president ever.
Steve Austin is better than the rock!

March 26, 2008 at 11:04 AM  

Dear bush-loving jabroni:

The Rock does not appreciate you hating on the blog of one of The Rock's millions...

March 26, 2008 at 11:55 AM  

AND MILLIONS!

March 26, 2008 at 11:56 AM  

...of fans.

The Brahma bull, with his electrifying $800 shirt and his millions and millions of fans chanting The Rock's name...

March 26, 2008 at 12:04 PM  

ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY!

March 26, 2008 at 12:05 PM  

will always layeth the smackdown on the Rattlesnake's candy ass.

If ya smell what The Rock is cooking! *People's Eyebrow*

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

March 26, 2008 at 12:10 PM  

Why are there so many damn comments on the rock! he has nothing to do with this blog!
He sucks anyways

March 28, 2008 at 10:58 AM  

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