Webtarded

For the past four years many things require you to be online to accomplish. For example, e-mail, online-video, texting, and gaming. Put those all together and you'll find yourself spending the whole day in front of your computer. Where's the joy of going outside and enjoying the fresh air and the sunlight. What about meeting up with your friends and playing sports with them or just have fun hanging out. All that has changed since the new age of the use for internet. You can easily text each other to keep in touch. You can also make videos to watch each other. You can e-mail each other from far away across the world. You can even play a game together to have fun. Things have changed in the last four years. Many of them require a keyboard.



Since many people around the world just spend their whole day at home. They get absorbed into the virtual world. And will do things to impress many world-wide. Sadly over the four years people have been dying to the online Web.

Here is a list of 11 ways on how you can die from the interweb:

11. Youtube - Daredevils, fictional characters. (Trying to perform a stunt and failing at it will cost you lives)

10. Myspace - The Loneliness. (Depression, Tragic Break ups)

9. Facebook - Same thing as Myspace but in this case, Anyone who pissess off a Muslim. (Muslim father beat and shot his child for being on facebook; for it being called a door to lust)

8. Pornography - Viewers of extreme or illegal porn and the people who know them. (Child molestors will do many different things.)

7. Spam - Terribly Gullible (Spammers scan you for your money, until you grow bankrupt then suicide..)

6. Blogging - Those already at risk of dying. (Those who blog will be flamed and take it personal.)

5. Ebay - Already dead. (People like Seung-Hui Cho bought every piece of his guns and ammo; therefore killing 32 people along with it. See post before)

4. Drugs - Pills. (It is incredibly easy for anyone online to get drugs.)

3. Webcams - Suicide Videos. (Apparently people love to kill themselves in the camera for attention. But wait.. they're dead.)

2. Chatrooms - Hopeless Romanic (Someone was rejected on a chatroom decided to go in front of the rejecter's house and cut his head off with a chainsaw.)
1. World of Warcraft - Deaths of Many.

http://gawker.com/382396/eleven-ways-the-internet-will-kill-you

I just find it sad how many people who are addicted to the online world cannot seem to balance themselves and maintain stability in their life. One should've known they're doing to much of this and to much of that. To the point where there are many insane unstable people on the web terrorizing many others on the online web. We're going into a new age and a new trend. Anything can be done in the web.

2 comments:

Is this why you're not on anymore? For fear of death? =(

-The Moose

April 28, 2008 at 8:39 AM  

Fuck the Internet!
It will lead to the destruction of the world and humans!
You must believe me it will lead to the destruction of all mankind and every other damn living thing on this earth i say!!!!!Damn the Internet and damn you for not doing anything about it you fucking douchebag!!!!!!!!!!

April 28, 2008 at 5:22 PM  

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